Soap Bits

We had already gone grocery shopping for the week when I discovered we were out of Irish Spring body soap. We usually buy our soap in bulk at Sam's Club, and it lasts us a pretty long time. Just reach under the sink and grab a new bar... easy.

I use the Irish Spring sometimes. Other times I will use my Dial Mountain Fresh liquid body soap and my loofa (it smells like lilacs and helps bring out my feminine side).

Once I realized we were out of soap, except for the small little soap bits in the shower, I notified Paul of our predicament....

"We better go to the store and get some soap," I said.

Paul's immediate reply, "I could last the whole week on what's left in that shower."

"Whatever!" I said. "You wanna bet?"

The Soap Bits

Hence... the stipulations:
1. Paul will shower exactly how he normally does, washing every nook and cranny

2. Paul will only use the soap bits, and not any of my body soap or shampoo

3. Paul will use the soap every day, and in every shower taken - not skipping a day and just rinsing. This applies to the days we go to the gym and he takes 2 showers.

4. I will not use any of the soap bits or sabotage the bits by throwing them away or accidentally knocking them down the drain.

5. If Paul runs out of soap bits, he must accept defeat and not sneak to the store and buy another bar of Irish Spring and artistically alter it to look like soap bits.

The Winner's Reward...
If I win: I get a 1 hour massage. I can't lose! Paul is a teddy bear! A giant loofa in and of himself!

If Paul wins: I will take the garbage out for a week.