4.24.2007

Number 2

Today I got my tags renewed for my car, and the woman who was sitting next to me... crapped her pants.

Yeah, I know.

At first I thought it was the baby that was not far from us who was happily cooing, as a baby would who had just dropped a bomb, but no.... it was her. She got up real quick and ran to the bathroom. Can you imagine?? Crapping your pants in public? I felt so bad for her.

How ironic that MY number - they make you take a number to wait in line - was #2, and I was sitting next to the one woman who would do a #2, in her pants.

What a shitty day.


Ha Ha.... just kiddin. It's been a good day other than that.

3 comments:

Shawna said...

HOLY CRAP!!!!

Unknown said...

Exactly!! haha

April said...

I knew a man who got kicked out of a local bar for shitting his pants "one too many times." I need to find out what that threshold is...