Tickle Or Die

Sitting on the couch hanging out after work...

Edith: starts to tickle Paul

Paul: grabs at Edith's hands and pushes them away

Paul: "Don't tickle me."

Edith: "Come on... let me tickle you. I like when you laugh."

Paul: "No... don't tickle me!"

Edith: "Let me see how long you can stand being tickled." tickling Paul a little longer.

Edith: "What if you had to last 5 minutes of tickling or I'd be killed."
Brief pause...tickles continue

Edith: "Don't give up or I'll die!!"

Paul: pushing Edith's hands away, "Wait, why would someone tickle me and threaten to kill you if I stopped them? WHO would break into our apartment and hold you hostage while someone else tickled me??"

Edith: "I just died. Thanks a lot."