I took great care this morning cleaning out our almost empty mayonnaise jar and refilling it with some vanilla yogurt so I could rave about this new "Mayo diet craze" I had heard about on the Internet (an April fool's joke on Paul) tonight at dinner.
As I sat at our dinner table, spooning "mayo" in my mouth, and telling Paul about it - hoping for a "oh my heck! Why are you eating that?!! Gross!!" reaction - he actually began asking me questions....
"How much weight are you supposed to lose? What's in mayonnaise? I would think you'd GAIN weight on a diet like that. So you want me to buy you a bunch of mayo then?" blah blah blah derp!
Epic FAIL.
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