What In The World is Your Problem Buddy?

[ Picture A]

I believe one of the reasons I may have been chosen to live among midsoutherners is to have my patience tested pertaining to the road and drivers.

Memphis drivers are absolutely insane!

Here's the situation...
<--- This guy is behind me. We will call him "Dork". There is NO ONE in the lane to the left and no one behind him. The smart, NON-dorky person would just slide on over to the left (as seen in picture A.)

But what did Dorkus-aurelius do (see picture B)?

[Picture B]

<---- THIS! What in the world is your problem buddy?!! I hope you get a melvin! (or in non-Utah terms, a wedgie).