Why Have Long Hair?

I've always had a similar hair-do most of my life. There have been times when I needed a new look and cut it short or dyed it a strange color. I think at one time in my life my hair was auburn. At another time I tried to make it strawberry blonde but it turned a silver-ish purple color instead. I had it bleached blonde once but when I went swimming it turned it green. And then there was that one time I died it dark brown, HATED IT, and then tried to bleach it back to a dirty blonde all by myself and my hair turned bleach blonde close to my scalp and a neon orange at the ends. THAT was scary day. I had to color it again and then grow that baby out and cut it off to get my nice hair back... I recommend NOT doing that unless you think it's attractive to look like you have hay growing out of your head.

SO the long hair has always been something that has worked for me. With short hair I look a little silly - due to my tiny head and my disproportionally sized chubby body.

With long hair, you can...

1. Wear curlers and fluff it so you have big hair and it takes a bit of the noticeableness off of your chub.
2. Do the "Long Hair Toss" in slow motion and feel beautiful - try this sometime when you are feeling blue, it does wonders to your ego.
3. You can curl it, straighten it, make waves in it, layer it, braid it, pony tail it, put it up in the clip, etc.
4. Most guys like long hair so you get noticed more - not that that is important.
5. If it's really long and you lose your top at a water park you can pull the "Darryl Hannah Mermaid" look.
6. But I think the main reason I want long hair is so someday I can do this...
   

...talk about getting noticed at a party.