It has been decided... the verdict is in.
Pluto is no longer considered a planet. It has been... demoted.
Sun, Mercury, Venus, Earth, Mars, Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus (hehehe), Neptune.... and..... and.....
A moment of silence please...
"My Very Excellent Mother Just Served Us Nine Pizzas" - Not any more kiddo!
Now, Pluto is to be known as a "dwarf" planet, along with the asteroid Ceres and the icy object, Xena, that is slightly larger than Pluto - both of which were up for a possible planethood promotion.
Xena, Not to be confused with...
Xenu, the alien ruler of the galactic confederacy in Scientology doctorine.
Or, Xena Warrior Princess
In a time of ancient gods, warlords, and kings, A land in turmoil cried out for a hero. She was Xena, a mighty princess, forged in the heat of battle. The power... the passion... the danger...Her courage will change the world...
You just watch... before you know it, they're going to get rid of Pluto the dog. You better get to Disney Land soon. I fear the worst for this poor fella.
We will miss you Pluto! You Icy, blue, unreachable floating mass of rock.
3 comments:
I just don't think that's right. You can't demote a planet.
What about the Plutoneeans. How do you think they feel knowing their planet is now referred to as
a "dwarf" planet. What a slap in the antenna...
Just think of all the text books that need to be thrown out and re-written now! Great!
So true you guys, SO true.
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