A conversation overheard on the airplane between two women, who do not know each other, before take off...
Lady 1: "What? (to her son) You left your jacket in the airport?!! That was a $60 jacket! See if they will let you off to go get it!!!"
Lady 2: "Umm, some of us have connecting flights we need to make... we can't just wait around cause you want to get off the plane"
Lady 1: "Excuse me. This is none of your business. They haven't shut the doors yet."
Lady 2: rolls her eyes and sighs heavily
Lady 1: "Why don't you just SHUT UP!!!"
Lady 2: glaring at the other woman "Why don't you make me..."
---SILENCE. Strange looks from everyone in proximety---
Several minutes pass. Lady 1's son returns from retrieving his coat.
Lady 1: In a smart-alek tone "Hmm, look... we still haven't taken off. Looks like it wasn't a big deal afterall."
Edith: "geez, the negativity and tension on this airplane is so thick you could cut it with a knife. Could both of you please shut up?"
Just kidding, I didn't really say that, but I wanted to.
2 comments:
Wow, those women sounded really interesting! Isen't it always so entertaining to see and hear people in the airports and on airplanes!! Crazy.
Edith....did she REALLY say, "why don't you make me?" Cuz' if so...she made me pee my pants laughing. Grown women right? Sounds like playground trash talk to me. Hilarious!!!!! Can't wait to hear more about your fun trip....
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