2.18.2009

Not For The FAINT of Heart


Today I am finally going to the dentist to get that crack I have in my tooth taken care of, among a few other uncomfortable things. I'm a bit weary about having a lot of work done at the dentist because of some past experiences I've had.

The last time I had some major work done at the dentist was about 4 years ago when I had my wisdom teeth taken out. At that time they put me to sleep and I woke up in the car attempting to eat a vanilla shake the dentist's office had given us a free coupon for - since after you have your wisdom teeth out all you can have at first is soft/liquid-type foods. I just remember it dribbling and drooling down my chin. That time was fine cause Paul was there with me and I trusted he would take care of me in my delicate conscious state, and he did.

The time before that was when I was still living in Utah and single. I had a job and my own insurance and I needed a couple of root canals done - coincidence that the tooth I am having worked on today, the one that cracked, is the very same tooth I had a root canal on - so I went in, ALONE, to get it taken care of.

I was on my back, getting stabbed with a needle and torchered for several hours, and when it was all over I got up and walked out to the waiting room and up to the desk to pay my bill. All I remember after that is grabbing the counter and then all the sudden I woke up and there were like 8 people huddled around me as I peered up to them from the floor.

I had fainted. I guess being on my back for that long and losing some blood and then getting up so fast and not taking a moment to let the blood flow resume in it's natural direction had an effect. I had this HUGE bruise and some large scrapes all the way down my arm because I tried to hold onto the counter when I fell. Of course I had a headache from hitting the thinly covered concrete floor. So I called home and thankfully at the time my sister Heidi was there and was able to come and get me.

There have been only 2 other times in my life that I have fainted.

When I was younger - not sure what age but I was in Junior high school - I stayed home from school one day because I was "sick". I say "sick" in parentheses because I felt a little sick, I think I had a cold and a small stomach ache, but probably not sick enough to stay home - at least I thought. My real reason for staying home was because it was my mom's birthday that day and I wanted to surprise her with a birthday card - a noble and reasonable excuse to miss a day of school. My plan was to ride my bike down to the grocery store, buy a card, and ride my bike home.

We had ridden our bikes many times to the store of many names (Safeway, Macy's... I can't remember what else) so it wasn't an unusual trek. My little sister Amber accompanied me. It was a fun adventure. When we arrived we got the card and got in line pretty quick. It was my turn to pay and the cashier was making small talk,

Cashier: "Ohhh, it's your mom's birthday?"

Me: "Uh huh."

Chashier: "...and you're getting her a card?"

Me: "Uh huh."

Cashier: "How Nice. So how old is she?"

Me: "Uh huh."

BAM! I go falling into the metal poles they have separated the isles and bash my chin, which causes my tooth to go into my upper lip.

All I remember hearing is my little sister screaming "EEEEDIIIIITH!!!" and crying her head off. Can you imagine how scary it would be to be a child and have your older sister - the only person you know that is bigger than you and makes you feel safe - faint and bash their face in? Of course there was blood. She must have been thinking I was going to die or something. I woke up to someone dragging me over to a nearby table and chairs and sitting me down. They ran and got me a cup of ice and water and told me to relax, which a did for a few minutes, but I was intent on getting back home so I could get my mom's birthday surprise ready. You have to have priorities. So we rode our bikes home and life went on.

The other time I fainted was in high school during a choir concert. I was on my period (I'm not gonna hide my reasons, get over it, girls have periods). When I was younger my periods were REALLY BAD. The pain I felt during the first day of my "time of the month" was equal to the intensity of pain the contractions during the birth of my sweet baby girl, Madeline, were . This is no exaggeration. Someone always told me that in a way my cramps were good because they were preparing me for having children - Boy were they ever right on the money with that statement!!

So, I was lightheaded from blood loss, I was in severe pain, I was out of Midol, and we had a concert to do, dammit! So we're standing there, singing our hearts out, I'm in pain but this isn't anything new... I guess just standing in one position for a long time and being in the condition I was in was enough for my body to decide it wanted to rest so.... out I went. It was only for a few seconds, and most of my co-student choir people didn't even know it happened because someone helped me go sit down for a minute and was fine after.

I'm a tiny bit nervous about today... Phew! Okay... let's do this! Breathe. Sit up. Don't faint. Life wil go on.

2 comments:

Mom of three ♥ said...

Good luck today! I hope all goes well. I hate the DENTIST AS WELL! I had a horrible Dentist when I was younger and it scared me ever since. So when I go I have to be almost put out, it's that bad!I have never fainted before, but I am sure that it is not fun!

Mike and LaNae Goates said...

Oh Edith! I'm so sorry :) I completely understand. I just had my second root canal done today under a bridge. It was such a mess. I wish the best of luck to you!