Sitting in the bedroom after buzzing Paul's head...
Edith: "Aren't you going to shower now so you can get all those little hairs off of you?"
Paul: "Nah, I'm gonna go get some gas and mow the lawn first. Then I just have to shower once."
Edith: "Don't the little hairs itch? Come here..." gets the lint roller out and lint rolls Paul's head and shoulders.
Edith: "There. That should help"
Paul: "Oh yeah, look at that." noticing all the little hairs on the roller. "Thanks." as he lays on the bed.
Edith: "What are you doing?!! Get off the bed! You still have little hairs all over you!!" proceeds to lint roll the bed.
Paul: "Alright. I'm gonna go get some gas so I can mow the lawn." leans down to give Edith a kiss and a hug goodbye.
Edith: "Don't get little hairs all over me..."
Paul: "I'm gone." leaves the room.
Edith: "Come back here and give me a kiss! What if you die?!"
Paul: "Well, at least you won't have little hairs all over you."
Edith: "Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaaa haaah hah ahaaa."
Paul: "Hahahahahahahah hahah ah ha hahahah aha haha."
1 comment:
You guys crack me up! Funny story, thanks for the good laugh.
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